Gold 599

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 06/14/2015 at 17:14 • Filed to: None

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There is a guy down the street from me a mile or so with a full gold wrapped 599 that he’s just left outside of his garage (but inside his gate) at his gaudy house all day long so that people driving past knows he has more money than taste. I admire that level of arrogance.

(like this, but 100% gold wrap, no black.)

TheOnelectronic > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:17

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Eesh. That car actually looks decent, because the flat black accents help set off the gold. Without that, I imagine it would look pretty awful.

yamahog > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:18

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I believe that’s known as “fuck you” money :)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:22

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I really don’t admire that level of arrogance but...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:30

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Is the house as gaudy/ugly as this one in Pensacola?

spanfucker retire bitch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 06/14/2015 at 17:31

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Chris, that looks like the architecture you’d find in a game like Myst or Riven.

jkm7680 > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:32

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What a dipshit.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > spanfucker retire bitch 06/14/2015 at 17:33

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It’s worse in person. I was going to show it, but the streetview is from 2011, but they’ve purchased the lot beside it. They have covered it with a “garden” like the house, complete with towers.

HammerheadFistpunch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 06/14/2015 at 17:35

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Gaudy yes, ugly no.

This is one of those “i want tuscan in Utah” kinds of gaudy

DipodomysDeserti > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:36

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Maybe he's just cleaning out his garage.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:40

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It’s much worse in person. They’ve added a “garden” and matching towers. It’s the fakest looking rock I’ve ever seen.

HammerheadFistpunch > DipodomysDeserti 06/14/2015 at 17:43

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Making Room for his new boat, the Knott poor

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:44

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#Oppulence

DipodomysDeserti > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:49

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#murica

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 17:49

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Park City?

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 18:07

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Want to see the gaudiest house ever built?

HammerheadFistpunch > macanamera 06/14/2015 at 18:18

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you know i do

wkiernan > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 18:24

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Izzat yours, Ueli?

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 18:37

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I'll be driving past it soon. I'll snap a pic. He lives a few miles down the road from me.

macanamera > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 18:47

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Surrounded by fake plastic palm trees.

Because the real ones he planted at first all died.

We live in Maryland.

HammerheadFistpunch > macanamera 06/14/2015 at 19:10

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Yeah, that's about the size of it

ly2v8-Brian > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 19:24

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It's accurate and includes nautical humor. WIN WIN.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2015 at 19:51

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Sandy Utah

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 19:54

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I hope it’s better than Provo

HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/14/2015 at 20:16

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Night and day

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch 06/14/2015 at 20:17

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Well Provo residents aren’t allowed out after dark anyway.

frs-youmean-gt86 > HammerheadFistpunch 06/15/2015 at 11:24

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So I have no idea how to get in touch with you, probably this is the wrong way to do it, but I have questions about a LC and know you would be the right person :-p

HammerheadFistpunch > frs-youmean-gt86 06/15/2015 at 11:26

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Shoot

frs-youmean-gt86 > HammerheadFistpunch 06/15/2015 at 13:53

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Anyway to get in touch with you directly rather than public fourm :p. I can make a burner email to give you my real one or something? Wow this sounds sketchy. User with one post as history asking for your email. Sorry about the sketchiness :) Basically in the last week I have been researching them and realizing I can not live without one.

HammerheadFistpunch > frs-youmean-gt86 06/15/2015 at 14:03

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kinja doesnt have pm’s. If you have an account on ih8mud.com I’m there with the same user name and you could pm me there. or you could post on your private kinja and i could chat with you there in the comments

HammerheadFistpunch > frs-youmean-gt86 06/15/2015 at 16:17

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replied to your PM on mud, hopefully it helped. Hit me up anytime.

QCGoose > spanfucker retire bitch 06/15/2015 at 19:28

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Such great classics.